2) A newborn can toot so hard and loud that he wakes not only himself, but his parents up
3) Baby poo, pee and spit up will end up in the weirdest places, leaving you scratching your head and wondering "How in the world did that get THERE??"
4) A shower and a few minutes of sleep every day are now on par with taking a luxury vacation
5) Normal eating habits do not return if your child has acid reflux. No caffiene, onions or spicy foods for me for a LONG LONG time
6) You will do a load of baby laundry at least once a day. Usually in the middle of the night when you realize you are out of clean burp cloths
7) You will quickly become desensitized to a newborns screams and wails at 3 am
8) A manual breast pump is a LIFESAVER
9) Seeing a newborn look up at you can simultaneously bring on extreme joy and extreme sadness
10) A trip to the pediatrician to find out how much the baby weighs would be highly anticipated
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